RUGBY LEAGUE SEX NIGHTS

I MUST SAY, I WAS AMAZED TO READ TODAY.A STORY FROM A PROMINENT SENIOR PLAYER WHO SAID THAT GROUP SEX WAS A NORMAL FRIDAY NIGHT THING AT THE CLUB. WHAT, ALONG WITH CARPET BOWLS AND 20 BUCKS IN THE POKIES? HAVE I MISSED SOMETHING HERE?
OK, I'M OLD, BUT I PLAYED FOOTBALL ONCE, WE'D GET PISSED ON FRIDAY NIGHT, HARASS THE LOCAL PIZZA SHOP AND BAT ON OR GO HOME.
I CAN RECALL NIGHTS OF DEBAUCHERY BY SOME AT EXPENSIVE BORDELLOS. I CAN REMEMBER ALL MANNER OF CRAZY STUNTS, FEEDING OUR DOGS AT THE LOCAL CHEW AND SPEW, DIVING OFF FERRIES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HARBOUR, THROWING POKER MACHINES INTO THE HARBOUR, EATING FOOD UNDER THE TABLE AT EXCLUSIVE RESTAURANTS, EATING THE BOW TIE OF A BOUNCER, (I DID THAT) I'M ASHAMED TO SAY, EATING THE FLOWERS ON A RESTAURANT TABLE IF THE SERVICE WAS SLOW, (I DID THAT TOO), BUT, GROUP SEX WITH ONE GIRL? WITH ALL YOUR TEAM MATES THERE, MASTURBATING? WHO ARE THESE RUGBY LEAGUE PLAYERS THESE DAYS? THEY SOUND LIKE A SICK BUNCH OF WEIRDOS. I'M SORRY FOR THE GIRL IN NZ WHO HAS COME OUT ABOUT THIS BUSINESS IN NEW ZEALAND WITH MATTHEW JOHNS AND THE CRONULLA TEAM SEVERAL YEARS AGO. I HAVE HEARD SIMILAR STORIES FOR DECADES. IT IS TIME FOR YOUNG FOOTBALLERS TO TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THEMSELVES. THINK ABOUT THEIR SISTERS, MOTHERS, GIRLFRIENDS, WIVES, THINK, IS THIS HOW I SHOULD ACT?
YOU KNOW, THE OLD DAYS, WHEN FOOTBALLERS GOT PAID A COUPLE OF HUNDRED FOR A WIN AND SIXTY FOR A LOSS WERE GREAT DAYS.
PLAYERS HAD FULL TIME JOBS AND TRAINED 2 NIGHTS A WEEK. I LOVED SEEING THEM GET WORN OUT AFTER 80 MINUTES OF HARD GRAFT. THE LAZY BASTARDS THESE DAYS ARE REPLACED EVERY TIME THEY LOOK A BIT TIRED. MUST BE TOO MUCH FRIDAY NIGHT GROUP SEX!