Monday, January 28, 2008

MARK STIVERS, MUSICIAN, PIANO TUNER, CARTOONIST, ARTIST


I HAVE HIGHLIGHTED MARK'S CARTOONS BEFORE. HE HAS AN ORIGINAL STYLE, AND IS GETTING PUBLISHED. I LIKE THEM A LOT. I COMMENTED ON HIS NEW "SEX MACHINE" CARTOON, AND HE RESPONDED WITH THE "ALLEN ENGINE".










I USED TO THINK I HAD A MACHINE LIKE MARK'S, BUT THIS MODEL ISN'T BAD EITHER. YOU WILL NOTICE IT'S A LOT LESS COMPLICATED BUT IT'S NOT VERY EFFICIENT, AND IT'S DONE A LOT OF MILES.
CHECK OUT MARK'S BLOG AT
http://sactuning.blogspot.com
MARK LIVES IN SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA, WITH HIS WIFE, JENNIFER, AND DAUGHTER, RACHEL.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

IS ROBERT PLANT RIGHT, OR JUST SOUNDING LIKE OUR PARENTS?


ROBERT PLANT (LED ZEPPELIN) WAS IN A BAR AND COMPLAINED THAT THE BACKGROUND MUSIC (RADIOHEAD) WAS RHYMING CRAP, AND THE RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS WAS KINDERGARTEN MUSIC. HE SOUNDS JUST LIKE MY PARENTS 40 YEARS AGO, OR INDEED, MYSELF ON OCCASIONS WHEN LISTENING TO SOME OF TODAY'S MUSICAL OFFERINGS. I THINK IT'S INEVITABLE, WE END UP SOUNDING LIKE OUR PARENTS, AT TIMES. BY THE WAY, HE ASKED THE BAR PEOPLE TO PLAY SOME CAPTAIN BEEFHEART. SAYS IT ALL REALLY, WE LIKE OUR OWN GENERATION'S MUSIC FIRST AND FOREMOST.
BECAUSE WE KNOW WE ARE RIGHT!!!!

Friday, January 18, 2008

THE MARVELS OF DIGITAL TECHNOLOGY

AT THE WEEKEND, I VISITED MY OLD FRIEND STEPHEN GARD AT HIS BLUE DAWE STUDIO. I HAD WITH ME SOME TAPES I RECORDED IN 1967, ON A SMALL PHILIPS TAPE RECORDER. THE RECORDING WAS OF MY SCHOOL ORCHESTRA AND CHOIR AT THE CANTERBURY BOYS HIGH SCHOOL SPEECH NIGHT, 1967. THE ORIGINAL RECORDER HAD DIED MANY YEARS AGO, AND I DON'T HAVE A REEL TO REEL MACHINE TO PLAY THE TAPES, AND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT. STEVE HAS A NUMBER OF MACHINES, SO WE PUT THE TAPE ON AN OLD SHARP MACHINE, BUT COULD NOT GET THE CORRECT SPEED. IT SOUNDED ABOUT DOUBLE SPEED, CHIPMUNK STYLE. WE RECORDED IT INTO PROTOOLS, AND WITH THE MAGIC OF PITCH 'N TIME SOFTWARE, WERE ABLE TO ADJUST THE SPEED, AND THEN THE PITCH, TO REVEAL THE ORIGINAL RECORDING. ABSOLUTELY AMAZING STUFF, WE APPLIED SOME EQ, A BIT OF REVERB AND SOME ARTIFICIAL STEREO EFFECT AND THE RESULT WAS PRETTY GOOD. I WILL SEND A CD TO THE SCHOOL AND IF I CAN LOCATE THE MUSIC TEACHERS OF THE TIME, MISS O'BRIEN, AND GRAHAM RUSSELL, I WILL SEND THEM A COPY AS WELL. IF ANY READER KNOWS THESE MUSIC TEACHERS, PLEASE CONTACT ME.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

THE GOOD SHIPS DAVID ALLEN, AND A BLOODY CAR SALESMAN!

NEWCASTLE (AUSTRALIA) HAS A DREDGE (ABOVE) CALLED DAVID ALLEN
IN THE UK YOU CAN FIND "DAVE ALLEN" THE BARGE WITH SAIL (ABOVE)
AND IN THE US, ON THE GREAT LAKES IS CREW BOAT, DAVID ALLEN, ALL FINE VESSELS. THIS WILL BE THE LAST OF THE DAVE ALLEN IS SOMEBODY OR SOMETHING ELSE ENTRIES, SO I WILL LEAVE IT HERE, WITH DAVE ALLEN, A BLOODY CAR SALESMAN!

Friday, January 11, 2008

DAVID ALLEN, AUTHOR

THERE ARE AT LEAST TWO DAVID ALLEN PUBLISHED AUTHORS THAT I KNOW OF, IN THIS FRANCHISE. BUT THIS ONE IS MY FAVOURITE, HE WROTE "COLDER THAN A FART IN A DEAD ESKIMO".

DAVID ALLEN IS ELVIS

WHAT ELSE CAN BE SAID; THERE JUST HAD TO BE ONE DIDN'T THERE. YES, DAVID ALLEN, ELVIS IMPERSONATOR, WORKS THE CLUBS AND BARS AROUND TEXAS AND YOU CAN READ MORE ABOUT THIS FRANCHISEE AT www.yourelvis.com

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

DAVE ALLEN, MAGICIAN


ANOTHER MEMBER OF THE DAVE ALLEN FRANCHISE, IS DAVE ALLEN, THE MAGICIAN. NO RABBITS OUT OF A HAT FOR HIM, IT'S DUCKS OUT OF CUPS.

Saturday, January 05, 2008

NATALIA PARUZ, THE SAW LADY

NATALIA, THE SAW LADY, DOES A LOT OF BUSKING IN THE NEW YORK SUBWAYS. SHE ALSO PLAYS-
AMERICAN PITCHED COWBELLS
AUSTRIAN PITCHED COWBELLS
ENGLISH HANDBELLS (JUST LIKE DAVID ALLEN, PREVIOUS BLOG ENTRY)
GLASS HARP.
CHECK OUT HER WEBSITE AT http://www.sawlady.com
ALSO, READ HER BLOG, ON THE DAY TO DAY TRIALS OF A NEW YORK BUSKER, GREAT READING.

JEW'S HARP GUILD OF AMERICA


FOLLOWING ON WITH THE WACKY MUSIC THEME, HERE IS A PHOTO OF ASIAN DELEGATES TO THE 4TH INTERNATIONAL JEW'S HARP CONGRESS, HELD IN RAILAND, NORWAY IN 2004. THE DATE ON THE PHOTO IS WRONG.

INTERNATIONAL MUSICAL SAW ASSOCIATION


HARIS GERSHOM FROM INDIA, PROMOTES HIS "HARISHOPHONE", WHICH IS A MUSICAL SAW ATTACHED TO A SOUND BOX, AS A SOURCE OF HEALING. HE IS SEEN HERE AT A BIG MUSICAL SAW GET TOGETHER IN WHERE ELSE, BUT AMERICA.

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

STOMPIN DAVE ALLEN

FOLLOWING ON FROM LAST WEEK'S MUSICAL NAMESAKE, DAVE ALLEN THE CRAZY BELLRINGER, I JUST DISCOVERED FROM DORSET ENGLAND, STOMPIN DAVE ALLEN BANJO PLAYER, HE REALLY LOOKS A LOAD OF FUN. HE LOOKS TO BE WEARING TAP DANCING SHOES. THAT WOULD CERTAINLY ADD ANOTHER DIMENSION TO HIS ACT.

LEE HARVEY OSWALD BAND

I FOUND THIS VERY STRANGE PIC. FOR THOSE OF YOU TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER, THE SINGER IS LEE HARVEY OSWALD, THE JF KENNEDY KILLER. LEAD GUITARIST IS JACK RUBY, WHO IS ACTUALLY SHOOTING OSWALD WITH A GUN, NOT A STRAT.
THE POLICE CHIEF, WHO'S NAME ESCAPES ME IS ON KEYBOARD.