Monday, June 09, 2008

REX BAILS OUT

MYSTERY BASS PLAYER REX BAILS ABUSED ME FOR MY FLIPPANT INTERVIEW. (REX ACTUALLY SAID FLIPPERED, BUT WE KNOW WHAT HE MEANT), AND STORMED OUT OF BURNING MOUNTAIN STUDIOS. BEFORE HE LEFT, HE SAID, "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"
I SAID "YES, REX", "DON'T BE SMART" HE REPLIED, "I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE" . "I KNOW, YOU ARE HERE", I REPLIED. REX THEN THREATENED LEGAL ACTION BEFORE DRIVING HOME WITH A CASE OF MINERAL WATER TUCKED UNDER HIS ARM.

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