REX BAILS CONSIDERS RUNNING FOR PARLIAMENT.

IT WAS REPORTED LATE THIS AFTERNOON, THROUGH A RELIABLE SOURCE, (PROBABLY TARTARE, SORRY ABOUT THAT), THAT ENIGMATIC BASS PLAYER REX BAILS, IS CONSIDERING RUNNING FOR PARLIAMENT. WHEN ASKED WHETHER IT WAS GOING TO BE STATE OR FEDERAL, HE SAID "EITHER, THERE COULD BE VACANCIES EVERYWHERE SOON. "HE WENT ON TO SAY "IN THE STATE PARLIAMENT I RATHER FANCY MINISTER FOR FISHERIES, AND IN THE AUSTRALIAN PARLIAMENT, I COULD WARM A GOVERNMENT BACK BENCH, HAVE LONG LUNCHES AND GET ON THE PISS."