LIFE IMITATING ART

DOC NELSON DOING A DOC NEESON? I KNOW I SAID BEFORE LAST YEARS ELECTION, THAT I WOULDN'T TALK ABOUT POLITICS AGAIN. WELL. TOO BAD, I LIED, JUST LIKE A POLITICIAN. OUR HAPLESS, UNCOOL, DE-EAR RINGED LEADER OF THE OPPOSITION, DOC NELSON IS TOURING, JUST LIKE DOC NEESON DOES. UNCOOL DOC TELLS US HE NOW HAS 4 FENDER STRATS. I THOUGHT A POLITICIAN SHOULD HAVE TELECASTERS.


THIS IS THE ANGEL'S DOC NEESON AND BELOW IS FEDERAL PARLIAMENT'S DOC NELSON. DO I EVER WANT TO SEE HIS FACE AGAIN???? NO WAY, GET F*****, F*** OFF!
WITH APOLOGIES TO ANNABEL CRABB OF THE SYDNEY MORNING HERALD!