RINGO WANTS PEACE AND LOVE

RINGO, IN AN UNUSUAL RANT, HAS WARNED FANS THAT AFTER 20TH OCTOBER HE WON'T BE SIGNING ANYTHING ANYMORE, PEACE AND LOVE, BECAUSE HE'S GOT TOO MUCH TO DO, PEACE AND LOVE. WELL, HE'S NEARLY 70 AND HAS PROBABLY BEEN SIGNING FAN'S STUFF FOR 45 YEARS. HE'S BEING ACCUSED OF BEING A GRUMPY OLD MAN, BUT, HE'S PROBABLY JUST SICK OF IT. HECK, I'VE BEEN ONLY FIELDING UNSOLICITED INDIAN TELEMARKETERS PHONE CALLS FOR A FEW YEARS AND I'VE RESORTED TO TELLING THEM TO FUCK OFF ALREADY, PEACE AND LOVE.

AC/DC NEW ALBUM ALREADY ON THE NET

BLACK ICE, THE FIRST AC/DC ALBUM IN 8 YEARS IS NOT DUE TO BE RELEASED UNTIL NEXT WEEK, BUT IS ALREADY AVAILABLE ON TORRENT SITES, WITH OVER 400000 DOWNLOADS ALREADY REGISTERED.

NEW WEBSITE

I HAVE JUST LAUNCHED THE BURNING MOUNTAIN STUDIO WEBSITE TO BETTER REFLECT MY CURRENT MUSIC PROJECTS. ALL MY CURRENT SOUNDS CAN BE HEARD THERE. www.burningmountainstudio.com I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.

NAROOMA BLUES FESTIVAL 2008

SPICKS AND SPECKS SANTA CLAUS, BRIAN CADD IS WITHOUT DOUBT, ONE OF THE GREATEST SONGWRITERS OF MODERN MUSIC IN THE WORLD, WITH MUSICIANSHIP AND STAGE PRESENCE TO MATCH, WHAT AN AUSSIE LEGEND!
GREAT SINGERS, GUITARISTS AND FIDDLE BACKED UP BRIAN CADD.
BRIAN CADD AND HIS BAND WERE THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE WEEKEND IN MY OPINION.
JIMMY THACKERY MADE HIS GUITAR SING LIKE A BIRD.
TONI CHILDS WAS GREAT, REMINISCENT AT TIMES OF JANIS JOPLIN, AND ALSO SANG LIKE AN ANGEL
SMOKIN'JOE KUBEK AND BNOIS KING

DiVan, BEAUTIFUL MUSIC FROM RUSSIA

I HAVE FUN SEEKING OUT NEW ACTS ON SELLABAND, AND THIS BAND IS MY LATEST DISCOVERY. COMBINING POP AND ELECTRONICA, WITH THE BEAUTIFUL VOICES OF "VOCELE" AND NATASHA AND MUSICIANSHIP OF DIMITRY, DiVan OPEN A SMALL WINDOW INTO CONTEMPORARY RUSSIAN MUSIC. BASED IN THE CITY OF SAMARA, IN SOUTHERN RUSSIA, THE GROUP WAS STARTED BY DIMITRY AND OTHERS IN 1997. IN 2003, THE GROUP TOOK A DRAMATIC CHANGE, WITH DIMITRY BEING JOINED BY VOCELE AND NATASHA, THE CURRENT LINEUP. DIMITRY PLAYS THE INSTRUMENTS AND COMPOSES AND DOES THE PROGRAMMING AND THE GIRLS WRITE THE LYRICS AND PROVIDE VOCALS. CHECK THEM OUT AT SELLABAND, AND LISTEN TO THEIR MUSIC AND I'M SURE YOU'LL ENJOY THEM AS MUCH AS I DO. http://www.sellaband.com/divan/

GEORGE MICHAEL ARRESTED ON DRUG POSSESSION IN TOILETS

WHAT'S WITH GEORGE AND PUBLIC TOILETS? FOLLOWING AND ARREST IN AN AMERICAN TOILET FOR MAKING A LEWD PROPOSAL TO AN UNDERCOVER COP SOME YEARS BACK, GEORGE WAS PINCHED IN A LONDON LOO ON DRUGS CHARGES. HAS HE BEEN SNORTING COKE SO LONG HE'S LOST HIS SENSE OF SMELL?

MORE MOPI

I RECENTLY HIGHLIGHTED MOPI, A GREAT POP/ROCK BAND FROM POLAND, AND MONIKA, (ABOVE) SENT ME SOME NEW PICS AND THEIR VIDEO CLIP "GOOD LIGHT"
THEY CAN BE FOUND ON SELLABAND AT http://www.sellaband.com/mopi/ CHECK THEM OUT, LISTEN TO THEIR OTHER GREAT POP SONGS AND SUPPORT THEM.

HOWARD SHOOTS HIMSELF IN THE FOOT

PRIOR TO THE LAST ELECTION FORMER PRIME MINISTER JOHN HOWARD TOOK AIM AT PETER COSTELLO, BUT INSTEAD MANAGED TO SHOOT HIMSELF IN THE FOOT.

TIGER SHOOTIN PUTIN

AND NOT TO BE OUTDONE IN THE GUN STAKES, VLAD THE IMPALER, NAILS A TIGER.

MOOSE MADNESS

AS WITH MOST THINGS I WRITE ABOUT, IT IS SOMETHING NEW TO ME, SO IN WRITING ABOUT SARAH PALIN AND HER MOOSE DRESSING EXPERTISE, I LOOKED FURTHER INTO
IT, I CAME ACROSS THIS PAGE: http://www.gouthrosmoosemadness.com/Moose%20Madness%20Comments%20From%20Hunters.
IT IS FULL OF CUTE STORIES ABOUT BIG BRAVE HUNTERS WHO RISK THERE LIVES AND ENHANCE THEIR MANHOOD BY SLAUGHTERING PEACEFUL WILD ANIMALS, CUTTING THEIR HEADS OFF AND HANGING THEM ON A WALL. YES, I SAY, THAT'S THE SORT OF GAL I WANT LEADING THE FREE WORLD! AND SHE'S AGAINST ABORTION FOR GOOD MEASURE, EVEN AS A RESULT OF CRIMES OF INCEST AND RAPE.

I'M IN LOVE! AINT THIS THE GAL YOU WANT TO LEAD THE FREE WORLD?

SARAH PALIN MAY BE THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF YEARS. IF THE REPUBLICANS WIN, AND JOHN McCAIN BECOMES PRESIDENT AT AGE 71, HE JUST MIGHT DIE IN OFFICE AND LEAVE US WITH SEVERE NORTHERN EXPOSURE.
THIS WOMAN CAN FIELD DRESS A MOOSE, FOR GOD'S SAKE. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? WELL CLICK ON THIS LINK AND READ ALL ABOUT IT, FROM THROAT TO ANUS.
http://www.twin-lakes-air.com/field-dressing-moose.htm

THE MISSIONARY POSITION

SIR CLIFF RICHARD, NOW 67, MET FORMER ROMAN CATHOLIC PRIEST AND MISSIONARY JOHN McELYNN IN AMERICA IN 2001, THEY BECAME FIRM FRIENDS AND CLIFF, IN HIS BOOK, "MY LIFE MY WAY" REVEALS JOHN IS HIS LIVE IN COMPANION.
I'M PLEASED HE DIDN'T MARRY SUE BARKER, IT PROBABLY WOULD HAVE ENDED IN TEARS.

FABIAN OR FABIENNE? THE JURY IS OUT.

OUR GERMAN FRIEND FABIAN HAS BEEN HAVING SOME FUN WITH SOME SOFTWARE THAT WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE AN OLD AMERICAN SCHOOL YEARBOOK PIC.
HIS LATEST INCARNATION LOOKS LIKE BILLIE-JEAN KING, DON'T YOU THINK?

MILLION DOLLAR GUITAR FOR SALE, ONLY USED ONCE.

THE 1965 FENDER STRATOCASTER USED BY JIMI HENDRIX IN A LONDON SHOW IN 1967 WHERE HE SET FIRE TO IT, IS UP FOR AUCTION IN LONDON TOMORROW AND IS EXPECTED TO FETCH OVER 500,000 POUNDS.

THE ODD COUPLE INDEED!

JUST WHEN YOU THINK THINGS ARE NORMAL AND QUIET, YOU CAN RELY ON WACKO JACKO FOR A STORY. AND THE STORY IS, JACKO IS DATING PAMELA ANDERSON. THEY HAVE BEEN SEEN ON DATES AT HOTELS AROUND MALIBU. JUST KNOWING THIS IS MORE THAN ENOUGH, DON'T YOU THINK?