WELL I THOUGHT I'D HEARD IT ALL, BUT IT TURNS OUT I HADN'T HEARD ANYTHING!

FOLLOWING ALL THE FUSS RECENTLY ABOUT THE OPENING CEREMONY AT THE BEIJING OLYMPICS, WHERE THE YOUNG GIRL SINGING WAS FOUND TO BE MIMING, IT HAS BEEN REVEALED THAT AT THE SYDNEY GAMES OPENING, THE SYDNEY SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA ALSO MIMED. AND WORSE!!, SOME OF THE MUSIC WAS RECORDED BY THE MELBOURNE SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA. WHAT A HOOT!

JAILBIRD GLITTER TO BE RELEASED

GARY GLITTER, THE 1970'S GLAM ROCKER IS TO BE RELEASED FROM A VIETNAMESE JAIL. HE WAS ARRESTED IN 2005 FOR SEXUALLY MOLESTING TWO YOUNG GIRLS, AGED 11 AND 12. NOW 64, GLITTER SAYS HE WOULD LIKE TO RESUME HIS MUSIC CAREER. MAYBE HE COULD CALL HIMSELF GARY GUTTER!

CHAPMAN REFUSED BAIL AGAIN

MARK DAVID CHAPMAN, THE BASTARD THAT MURDERED JOHN LENNON, HAS JUST HAD HIS LATEST PAROLE REQUEST REFUSED, AND HE WILL REMAIN IN NEW YORK'S ATTICA PRISON. I HOPE THE BASTARD ROTS IN THERE.

THIS IS KATIE THOMPSON

JUST AN INTERRUPTION TO MY FEATURES ON POLAND. YESTERDAY I CAME ACROSS A GREAT YOUNG SINGER FROM NEW ZEALAND, KATIE THOMPSON. THIS IS THE LINK TO HER NEW SELLABAND PAGE, SO LISTEN TO HER MUSIC AND GET BEHIND HER, SHE WILL BE A STAR. http://www.sellaband.com/katiethompson/
THEY'RE NOT MUCH GOOD AT RUGBY, BUT THEY CAN PRODUCE GREAT SINGERS, AND CHEESE.