I LOVE CHINGLISH

MALCOLM TURNBULL ALL TURN ALL BULL

WELL, AFTER TODAYS REVELATIONS, WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU EXPECT? MALCOLM TURNBULL IS FULL OF SHIT. HE IS NOW HAPPY TO DUMP ALL THE BLAME ON GODWIN GRETCH, THE HAPLESS PUBLIC SERVANT. SURPRISE SURPRISE! WHAT A TYPICAL GRUBBY LIBERAL ACT. TURNBULL, SEN. ABETEZ, JOLLY JOE HOCKEY, AND TONY (PEOPLE SKILLS) ABBOTT, HAVE ALL COME OUT WITH THEIR SUPPORT. mALCOLM IS STUFFED.

IT'S 40 YEARS SINCE MAN LANDED ON THE MOON

I STILL FIND THIS THE MOST INSPIRING EVENT TO HAVE OCCURRED IN MY LIFETIME.
I WROTE A PIECE OF MUSIC CALLED "SEA OF TRANQUILITY" TO MARK THE EVENT.
YOU CAN FIND IT HERE.
GO TO THE LIST OF LINKS OPPOSITE AND CLICK ON BURNING MOUNTAIN STUDIO WEBSITE.

THE POMS FINALLY WIN AT LORDS

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WELL ENGLAND HAVE FINALLY DONE IT. THEY HAVE WON A HOME TEST AGAINST AUSTRALIA AT LORDS, THE SPIRITUAL HOME OF CRICKET, AND IT HAS ONLY TAKEN 75 YEARS. YES, 1934 WAS THE LAST TIME ENGLAND BEAT AUSTRALIA AT LORDS! IN ANY OTHER COUNTRY, IN ANY OTHER SPORT, THIS WOULD BE A SUBJECT OF NATIONAL SHAME, BUT THE POMS WILL NO DOUBT BE CROWING TODAY THEY ARE THE GREATEST. AH, ..THEY ARE FUNNY. A FEW YEARS BACK WHEN THEY WON THE ASHES IN ENGLAND, THE ENTIRE TEAM WERE AWARDED MBE'S. (MEMBER OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE MEDALS) BY THE QUEEN. THEY WENT ON THE FOLLOWING YEAR TO LOSE THEM AGAIN TO THE AUSSIES. SO WHAT THIS TIME? I THINK AT LEAST A KNIGHTHOOD OR LIFE PEERAGE. ALL THOSE LORDS AT LORDS, SPIFFING.

WILL CALIFORNIA LEGALISE POT?

I PERSONALLY DON'T CARE ONE WAY OR THE OTHER, EXCEPT IT APPARENTLY HAS SOME BENEFIT FOR CHRONIC PAIN RELIEF, BUT AFTER DECADES OF DEBATE ABOUT THE PROS AND CONS, IT JUST COMES DOWN TO WHAT THE GOVERNMENT CAN MAKE OUT OF IT.

California pot tax 'would rake in $1.7b'
July 16, 2009 - 8:54AM

California tax officials say a state proposal to tax and regulate marijuana like alcohol would generate nearly $US1.4 billion ($A1.76 billion) in revenue.

A State Board of Equalisation report released on Wednesday estimates marijuana retail sales would bring $US990 million ($A1.25 billion) from a $US50 ($A63)-per-ounce fee and $US392 million ($A493.45 million) in sales taxes.

The bill introduced by San Francisco Democratic Assemblyman Tom Ammiano in February would allow adults to legally possess, grow and sell marijuana.

Ammiano has promoted the bill as a way to help bridge the state's $US26.3 billion ($A33.11 billion) budget shortfall.

As the bill is written, the state could not begin collecting taxes under the bill until the federal government legalises marijuana.

A spokesman says Ammiano plans to amend the bill to remove that provision.

© 2009 AP

AH! ONE OF MY FAVOURITE IDIOTS

COREY WORTHINGTON, THE PARTY BOY IDIOT FROM MELBOURNE WAS CAUGHT SPEEDING, CLOCKED AT 124KMH IN AN 80 ZONE NEAR HIS HOME. OH DEAR, HOW SAD.

THE MISSING GLOVE MYSTERY SOLVED

I ALWAYS WONDERED WHERE MICHAEL JACKSON LEFT HIS OTHER GLOVE. HIS BROTHER HAD IT.

HAS EVERYONE LOST THEIR SENSE OF HUMOUR?

SADLY, THIS CLOWN RETIRED, HE WASN'T FUNNY ANY MORE.

BRONNY USED TO GET SOME GREAT LAUGHS WITH HER FLOWER THAT SQUIRTS WATER!


WHY IS EVERYONE TAKING "UTEGATE" SO SERIOUSLY? DON'T YOU REALISE THIS IS JUST ANOTHER "CHASER STYLE STUNT" BROUGHT TO YOU BY THOSE HILARIOUS GUYS IN THE LIBERAL PARTY PRACTICAL JOKE DEPARTMENT?

ROCKCATS DELUXE

ROCKCATS DELUXE IS THE NEW NAME OF "THE BLUESBUSTERS". WAYNE THOMAS TOLD ME THERE WERE SEVERAL OTHER BANDS HERE AND OVERSEAS WITH THE SAME NAME. I THINK HE SAID THERE WAS ALSO A PSYCHIATRIST'S PRACTICE WITH THAT NAME. CHECK OUT THEIR WEBSITE BY CLICKING ON THE TITLE.

SENATOR STEVE FIELDING, SERIAL PUBLICITY SEEKER

SENATOR FIELDING OF THE FAMILY FIRST PARTY, WHOEVER THEY ARE, WHO WAS ELECTED TO PARLIAMENT WITH SOMETHING LIKE 2% OF THE VOTE, HAS RETURNED FROM AMERICA CLAIMING GLOBAL WARMING IS PROBABLY DUE TO SOLAR FLARE ACTIVITY. BASED ON THIS, HE WILL FURTHER DELAY ACTION THE AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO TAKE.
I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW PEOPLE VOTE FOR IDIOTS LIKE THIS.
FAMILY FIRST SUPPORTERS, HANG YOUR HEADS IN SHAME.

MEN WHO LOOK LIKE OLD LESBIANS

I FOUND THIS VERY FUNNY BLOG, HAVE A LOOK.
http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com

GOSFORD BLUES FESTIVAL

ANOTHER LOCAL BLUES FESTIVAL HAS COME AND GONE; WILL THIS BE THE LAST? NO SPONSORSHIP FROM THE COUNCIL THIS YEAR, THEY'D RATHER WASTE MILLIONS ON FAILED INVESTMENTS IN AMERICAN JUNK MORTGAGES. GREAT LINEUP AGAIN, THIS TIME AT THE RSL. WHO'S IDEA WAS IT TO HAVE NOTHING TO SIT ON? A 12 HOUR MARATHON ON YOUR FEET ? NOT GOOD ENOUGH. THE LINEUP INCLUDED FOREDAY RIDERS, AS GOOD AS I HAVE EVER HEARD THEM, JIM CONWAY MAL EASTICK, THE USUAL VERY HIGH STANDARD, DON HOPKINS AND THE GORGEOUS ALISON PENNEY, TWO OF THE BEST KEYBOARD PLAYERS IN THE COUNTRY,PHIL EDGELEY, CHASE THE SUN,BEACHHEAD, WITH ROD SOUNDING AS GOOD AS EVER, AND THE VERY REV. GARY DALE IN SUBLIME TOUCH ON GUITAR PLUS MANY MORE, AND ALL IT COULD ATTRACT WAS A FEW HUNDRED PUNTERS.

ANTHONY "THE MAN" MODESTY IS MY MIDDLE NAME MUNDINE

HE SAYS HE'S THE GREATEST ATHLETE THAT EVER LIVED, AND ASKS WHAT HE HAS TO DO TO GET THE PUBLIC'S RESPECT. I THINK HE ANSWERED HIS OWN QUESTION.

TINKERBELL'S FAIRYDUST

MY OLD MATE STEVE MAHER LIVES DOWN THE ROAD FROM ME, AND LIKE ME, STARTED PLAYING IN BANDS BACK IN THE 60'S. HE WAS CONTACTED RECENTLY BY A COMPANY IN ENGLAND WHO WANT TO RE-RELEASE THEIR OLD ALBUM. SO, STEVE HAS PUT TOGETHER A GREAT WEBSITE OUTLINING THE HISTORY OF "TINKERBELL'S FAIRYDUST". TAKE A LOOK HERE. http://tinkerbellsfairydust.com

RUGBY LEAGUE SEX NIGHTS

I MUST SAY, I WAS AMAZED TO READ TODAY.A STORY FROM A PROMINENT SENIOR PLAYER WHO SAID THAT GROUP SEX WAS A NORMAL FRIDAY NIGHT THING AT THE CLUB. WHAT, ALONG WITH CARPET BOWLS AND 20 BUCKS IN THE POKIES? HAVE I MISSED SOMETHING HERE?
OK, I'M OLD, BUT I PLAYED FOOTBALL ONCE, WE'D GET PISSED ON FRIDAY NIGHT, HARASS THE LOCAL PIZZA SHOP AND BAT ON OR GO HOME.
I CAN RECALL NIGHTS OF DEBAUCHERY BY SOME AT EXPENSIVE BORDELLOS. I CAN REMEMBER ALL MANNER OF CRAZY STUNTS, FEEDING OUR DOGS AT THE LOCAL CHEW AND SPEW, DIVING OFF FERRIES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HARBOUR, THROWING POKER MACHINES INTO THE HARBOUR, EATING FOOD UNDER THE TABLE AT EXCLUSIVE RESTAURANTS, EATING THE BOW TIE OF A BOUNCER, (I DID THAT) I'M ASHAMED TO SAY, EATING THE FLOWERS ON A RESTAURANT TABLE IF THE SERVICE WAS SLOW, (I DID THAT TOO), BUT, GROUP SEX WITH ONE GIRL? WITH ALL YOUR TEAM MATES THERE, MASTURBATING? WHO ARE THESE RUGBY LEAGUE PLAYERS THESE DAYS? THEY SOUND LIKE A SICK BUNCH OF WEIRDOS. I'M SORRY FOR THE GIRL IN NZ WHO HAS COME OUT ABOUT THIS BUSINESS IN NEW ZEALAND WITH MATTHEW JOHNS AND THE CRONULLA TEAM SEVERAL YEARS AGO. I HAVE HEARD SIMILAR STORIES FOR DECADES. IT IS TIME FOR YOUNG FOOTBALLERS TO TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THEMSELVES. THINK ABOUT THEIR SISTERS, MOTHERS, GIRLFRIENDS, WIVES, THINK, IS THIS HOW I SHOULD ACT?
YOU KNOW, THE OLD DAYS, WHEN FOOTBALLERS GOT PAID A COUPLE OF HUNDRED FOR A WIN AND SIXTY FOR A LOSS WERE GREAT DAYS.
PLAYERS HAD FULL TIME JOBS AND TRAINED 2 NIGHTS A WEEK. I LOVED SEEING THEM GET WORN OUT AFTER 80 MINUTES OF HARD GRAFT. THE LAZY BASTARDS THESE DAYS ARE REPLACED EVERY TIME THEY LOOK A BIT TIRED. MUST BE TOO MUCH FRIDAY NIGHT GROUP SEX!